So this week is Halloween, who’s excited?!?!
Apart from the abundance of pumpkins available, there seems
to be little else for those above the age of 12. I have scoured the high street
for Halloween things to do, or items that aren’t directly aimed at kids, and
you know what lads, they don’t exist.
This makes me sad; I want to be able to enjoy the fun
elements of Halloween as much as the next eight year old. So, out comes my skeleton
onesie, scary pumpkin bunting and awesomely carved pumpkins (if I do say so
myself). The crap thing with being a
twenty-something is that it’s no longer socially acceptable to go trick or
treating! Damn it! Then again, in hindsight- you are literally begging for
sweets. (Never thought of that before).
With this whole trick or treating business, has anybody else
noticed in the last few years that people are asking for money?!? It all
started around 7 years ago. Where I live, we had one young child forced to sing
to us, and his parents consequently asked for £5. Now I think this was a bit of
a piss-take. Firstly, we did not want the kid to sing, secondly, it didn’t look
like the kid wanted to sing himself, and finally, it’s a bloody cheek.
Halloween is meant to be about innocent fun, with a spooky twist. Not a money
making prospect for parents/carers. These
incidents have escalated in my local area, my mum told me last year that the
same thing happened with two kids, and the adults asked for £10. I mean
seriously, do people pay?? Have any of you experienced this?
Another brilliant element I love of Halloween is dressing
up, but I am sick to the teeth of girls doing “slutty” versions of everything.
While yes, sometimes it can be a laugh- there is a line. For example, dressing
as a maid- okay, but is it really just an excuse to get your legs out, where as
a murdered/zombie maid- go ahead! I’m starting to think that for some people
Halloween is just an excuse to dress like a slut in public, with no element of
the “scary”. What do you guys think? This aside, I have seen some AMAZING face
painting on various sites, it’s amazing what some people can do, from china
dolls, voodoo dolls, cereal (box) killer etc. If you are stuck for ideas, a
quick search on Pinterest of Instagram will sort you out! It’s nice to see that
more original ideas are now becoming more popular than the traditional
witch/vampire etc. (not that there is anything is wrong with them!), but it is
nice to see new things.
I realise this is more of a rant about Halloween, than
anything else, so I apologise for that.
For those of you who enjoy Halloween for its traditional
means, there are loads of food-related things to do for those of us who are a
little too old to go trick or treating.
But for me this year, it’s going to be face paint, a few
horror films, apple bobbing, friends and popcorn. Have a brilliant evening
everybody!